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The “Posthumous Permission” Act: Trump Clarifies 2A as a Members-Only Perk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to "streamline" the Bill of Rights, the President announced today that the Second Amendment is undergoing a...
Blood, Soil, and Silicon: White House Demands Virginia Land Sacrifices to Keep Grok’s Cooling Fans Spinning
By Nathaniel Beaumont WASHINGTON – In a press conference characterized by what can only be described as "aggressive transparency," White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt...
CRUZ DENIES ‘FLEEING’ TEXAS, CLAIMS LAGUNA BEACH TRIP WAS ‘VITAL CLIMATE RECONNAISSANCE’
By Nathaniel Beaumont KUWTB News – Saturday, January 24, 2026 AUSTIN, TX — Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) returned to a freezing Texas Friday, firmly shutting down...
Leadership Reaffirms Commitment to “Big Tent” Strategy Despite Seven Democrats Voting With GOP While Wearing “I Heart Reagan” T-Shirts
By Nathaniel Beaumont, KUWTB NewsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic House Leadership sought to project a unified front on Friday following a contentious vote on the...
The Comfortably Concerned: Why Local Democrats Are Betting on ‘The Vibe’ for 2026
By Nathaniel Beaumont, KUWTB News OAK SHADE ESTATES – The back patio of The Gilded Bean was buzzing Tuesday night, though the "buzz" was less...
