BREAKING: Legal Scholar Threatens Lawsuit Against Mother Goat Over Acorn-to-Kid Exchange Dispute
KUWTB News - Martha's Vineyard By Nathaniel Beaumont, Senior Correspondent WEST TISBURY, MA — What began as a routine Saturday morning at the Martha's Vineyard Farmers...
Local Republican Voter Proudly Casts 10 Ballots for Trump at Gun Store, Gets Free AR-15
“Windmills are the devil's work, and Taylor Swift is behind them” OSCEOLA, IN - Bobby McSmithery, a loyal supporter of former President Donald Trump, was...
Senator Lindsey Graham’s Steamy Solution to Global Warming: A Steampunk Steam Powered Horse That Burns Plastic Food Containers
Steamy is the future of transportation. SOUTH CAROLINA - Senator Lindsey Graham, a Republican from South Carolina, has unveiled his latest solution to global warming....
Springfield School Board Announces DIY Education Plan
"This is a joke, right? How can they expect kids to run a school by themselves? This is not education, this is child labor," SPRINGFIELD,...
Senator Boebert’s Sternly Worded Signs Fail to Stop Ocean from Stealing American Soil
“I won’t stop until the ocean stops stealing our land,” LOVELAND, CO - Senator Lauren Boebert’s latest attempt to combat shoreline erosion has been met...
