He said that he was not scared of sewers, and that he was eager to see what the clown had to offer.
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Jim Jordan, a vocal supporter of former president Donald Trump and a critic of immigration and border security, has been missing since last week, when he was reportedly lured into a sewer by a clown.
According to witnesses, Jordan was walking near his home on Thursday night, when he heard a voice coming from a storm drain. The voice, which sounded like a clown, said that it wanted to talk to him about his immigration policy and border security.
Jordan, who is known for his aggressive and confrontational style, decided to approach the drain and engage in a debate with the clown. He said that he was not afraid of clowns, and that he was confident that he could win any argument.
However, as he got closer to the drain, he saw a pair of red balloons and a pair of yellow eyes staring at him. The clown, who introduced himself as Pennywise, said that he was a fan of Jordan’s work, and that he wanted to show him something.
He then invited Jordan to join him in the sewer, where he said he had a surprise for him. He said that he had a special gift for him, and that he would make him float.
Jordan, who was curious and intrigued, agreed to follow the clown. He said that he was not scared of sewers, and that he was eager to see what the clown had to offer.
He then climbed into the drain, and disappeared into the darkness. The clown’s laughter was heard echoing from the sewer, followed by a scream.
Since then, Jordan has not been seen or heard from. His family, friends, and colleagues have expressed concern and fear for his safety. They said that they had no idea why he would go into the sewer with a clown, and that they hoped that he was still alive.
The police have launched a search and rescue operation, but they have not found any trace of Jordan or the clown. They said that they were baffled and puzzled by the case, and that they had no leads or clues.
They also said that they had received reports of other clown sightings in the area, and that they were investigating a possible connection. They warned the public to stay away from storm drains, and to report any suspicious activity.
They also advised the public to avoid contact with clowns, especially those who offer balloons, candy, or political discussions.
